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By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 24,Aug,16 11:49   Pageviews: 80

I had to write this down here, as it didn't seem appropriate for Facebook

I'm a horny bloke, there is no disputing that, I love sex and most things around it and often find myself with my cock in my hand have a bit of a play.

It's a great feeling and even better when it's a lady friend doing it - hands free!

So why this post? Well, I'm banned from cumming until Friday morning. Got to go to the docs to check if the snip has worked, so it has to be done by the book.

It's KILLING ME. My mate isn't helping as she keeps sending me pictures of her pussy and breasts. She even sent me a video of her putting a beer bottle in her awesome lips (not her mouth.....), it's TORTURE. Two of my fav things - beer and her pussy.'s not long until Friday and I'm back in action. Job in hand, so to speak.

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By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 24,Aug,16 19:12
hope the snip worked and youre free to blow your brains out next week *lix*
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 04:42
I wish it was that quick.....well, the wank/sex ban is off from Friday, but the results seem to be coming from the moon......4 weeks!!

If I get the all clear....well, needless to say there is going to be a bit of a party. A sexy party, at that!

By #518650 [Ignore] at 24,Aug,16 15:16
show me her tits and cunt please..
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 24,Aug,16 17:13
I'm not entirely sure I'd get to see them again if she found her photos on the t'internet!!! She manages to find everything else I do, so this is my last ****.....

She can see my cock in person!

By bella! [Ignore] at 24,Aug,16 16:14
Well, you probably have less than 36 hours until you can have your own little "Wank-a-thon". You can do it, yes you can!
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 24,Aug,16 17:13
Hang on.....36 hours divided by beer x WAY too long = 6 biscuits??

I'm rubbish at math, but even I know that 36 hours a LONG time when you've got the horn and it needs taking care of!

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