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By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 04:52   Pageviews: 48

Well, they are!!!

Someone needs to invent an app of somesort that can automatically and analytically reads messages/photos and can tell you what they REALLY mean.

From a blokes point of view, I don't get half of what I'm told. Maybe it's that I half don't care, who knows.

"Hi, how are you? Did you have a good night" to me is what it says: are you OK and did you have a good night!

What it REALLY means (I'm told) is: Hi, why did I see you online last night. Why wasn't you talking to me and more to the point, who WAS you talking too!!!!!

Even a colour indicator would be good, or emoticons - they are easy to understand. A picture of a trap could come up if it's a loaded question or a if you are going to get some.

I like this blog feature, so I apologise if it's just rambles. It just seems to be the right place to put some of this.

For context, I woke up yesterday morning from my "friend" with a 'morning' message and lots of smilies. Then she sends me a photo of her in bed, naked - very arty, but also VERY sexy.

By afternoon, it's full on filth.....then nothing. Evening I get a single message and this morning is positively winter time.

Still no idea what I've done. No a clue.

What am I going to do about it? Look at some of the wonderful and sexy pictures on here.....I'm building up a list for tomorrow morning

Suppose I better get some work done. The real, boring kind.

Hope you all have a mega day!

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By #514830 [Ignore] at 27,Aug,16 18:29
If people are in a sexless marriage why not try and fix it and people can also change their idea of what sex it. A wife can have sex with her husband if she has sex to make him feel good. Even if she has no interest in sex herself. She should help her husband have good orgasms. For that to work her husband has to tell her or share with her how to make him cum. The guy has to open up and try another way to have sex. Hopefully the wife cares enough about her husband to see how important sex is to him and cares enough to help him get off in a different way.

By onthelose [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 18:45
This somewhat off topic but what exactly are those of us in sexless marriages supposed to do? I masturbate a lot, not very satisfying. No I am not going to leave my best friend because she doesn't have any interest in sex.
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 26,Aug,16 06:21
Not off topic at all, it's quite a valid question.

It's a difficult one to answer. If you take it back to basics, it's a case of 'right or wrong'. If there is a lack of sex, then usually it seems there is a reason for it.

Could be anything really, some things can be fixed while other things not so much.

Morality aside, the issue of having sex elsewhere for me is that people get attached and this is where it all goes wrong.

It might be to a person, the thrill of many people (and judging by some of the blogs, many people might be in the same room )or just the act of doing it and getting away with it!

I'd suspect my wife wouldn't be my wife if she knew.......

By bella! [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 14:09
I know, right, men want to take everything so literally!?#!

So, getting back to the blog.... I'm curious, would you kindly indulge me? Do you have a spouse, a "girlfriend" or both?
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 14:55
Well, I'm married, but have an incredibly screwed up relationship with my best mate (a lady, you know).

She's also married and ANYONE that knows her (or me), would never in a million years think that we were anything more - thick as thieves yes, more no!

It's almost back in check now though, but it's taken a LOT of struggling - there is still a lot of flirting and stuff that goes on, but we are almost back to 'how it used to be', which is beer, pool, FUN and just being bloody good mates. Despite the odd bottle picture when she's had a few....

It's totally wrong, I get that. It's been wild and good fun, but there was just too much risk involved. Given a choice, despite it being a mega roller coaster, I'd love to wind it all back to best mates!

I'm sortof here for escapism. I can have a joke, knowing that I'll never have to see anyone and there appears to be a lot of humour around
By bella! [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 15:26
Thanks for indulging me.

Obviously, I've read both of your blogs and viewed your pictures but I wasn't sure if I had read everything properly.
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 15:29
Was that what you suspected? lol

As wrong as it is, it's actually nice to say it outloud - it's messed up. What with her being my closest friend and with both of us being in the position we are, it's not exactly something we can talk about.

Didn't exactly set out to do it. Both have similar partners who just have zero interest in sex, which is sortof how it happened (with beer).

Which is part of the entertainment value of this site I guess. I like reading the blogs and comments and stuff and I wonder how many people find the joy and elation they think they will when they get involved in couples and stuff.

Sounds sexy as hell, but I've found reality doesn't match the fantasy!
By bella! [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 15:35
It is what I suspected but what I did not suspect was your very candid response. Thank you for being so open.

By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 07:45
l thought men were from Mars, women were from Venus, we have the venus flytrap, made for capturing unsuspecting sausages *lix*
By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 25,Aug,16 09:34
Mmmm, I certainly have an unsuspecting sausage......just need to get it near a trap, it seems!

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