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Someone needs to invent an app of somesort that can automatically and analytically reads messages/photos and can tell you what they REALLY mean.
From a blokes point of view, I don't get half of what I'm told. Maybe it's that I half don't care, who knows.
"Hi, how are you? Did you have a good night" to me is what it says: are you OK and did you have a good night!
What it REALLY means (I'm told) is: Hi, why did I see you online last night. Why wasn't you talking to me and more to the point, who WAS you talking too!!!!!
Even a colour indicator would be good, or emoticons - they are easy to understand. A picture of a trap could come up if it's a loaded question or a if you are going to get some.
I like this blog feature, so I apologise if it's just rambles. It just seems to be the right place to put some of this.
For context, I woke up yesterday morning from my "friend" with a 'morning' message and lots of smilies. Then she sends me a photo of her in bed, naked - very arty, but also VERY sexy.
By afternoon, it's full on filth.....then nothing. Evening I get a single message and this morning is positively winter time.
Still no idea what I've done. No a clue.
What am I going to do about it? Look at some of the wonderful and sexy pictures on here.....I'm building up a list for tomorrow morning
Suppose I better get some work done. The real, boring kind.
Hope you all have a mega day!