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Got bored the other day, so ordered myself a Monkey Spanker!!!!
It's SUPPOSED to be soft and squishy like lady lips.....with a little vibrating bullet on it (so, umm, just like lady bits ).
Top tip - unless you want to wear your old fella away, USE LUBE!!!!!!!!
It's alright actually for a quick wank....not exactly earth moving, just different.
For the money, can't really complain, but I reckon it'll stay in the drawer for a while...missis mike like to give it a go on my cock. Who knows.
Easy to clean too, I suppose. Meh.