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By Derby_Dong [Ignore] at 25,Oct,16 07:38   Pageviews: 77

Got bored the other day, so ordered myself a Monkey Spanker!!!!

It's SUPPOSED to be soft and squishy like lady lips.....with a little vibrating bullet on it (so, umm, just like lady bits ).

Top tip - unless you want to wear your old fella away, USE LUBE!!!!!!!!

It's alright actually for a quick wank....not exactly earth moving, just different.

For the money, can't really complain, but I reckon it'll stay in the drawer for a while...missis mike like to give it a go on my cock. Who knows.

Easy to clean too, I suppose. Meh.


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By jackd [Ignore] at 30,Oct,16 01:54
I've had fleshlights and loved them but they do split after a while.Have a cheaper sleeve(?) that i got online that is fantastic at less than half the price

By #522279 [Ignore] at 25,Oct,16 12:17
I love my fleshlight. It's perfect for a wank when you're on your own , or for two to play with.
It can take some time to warm it up if you want it warm and does need lubing up for the best feeling.
Not cheap but worth every penny.
Next is a fleshlight ice . So you can watch your cock being worked as you use it

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