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By phart [Ignore] 18,Jul,17 19:24   Pageviews: 230

For the damn life of me I can't find her no where! I thought after looking for 2 days I would'a found a woman to meet these simple requirements by now!


I am 50 years old, grey haired,can still obtain a erection. I am a tad overweight and aint got much money.


I would like to meet and move in with a 18 to 30 year old widower of a multimillionaire that has no intrest in getting remarried.Just that she simply wants her puss munched out on a couple hours a day and to be screwed. Preferably her on top as my hip hurts! For me to be able to deal with the high amount of stress doing this i would need multi-able massages, hand scrubbing s in the shower, a shiny high dollar automobile to cruise to the store in to get more cold drinks and crackers. I don't tolerate lip or disagreements,the woman must agree with me at all times and any time I need some money for toys,it is handed to me in sequential serial numbered 20 dollar bills.


Also a plus would be if she inherited a beach house and a mountain cabin so I could get away from her for a few days if need be!.



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By phart [Ignore] 25,Nov,17 09:43
still no luck finding my dream woman,I have uped the age limit to 50 and still nothing. I would even settle for a USED Lamborghini.
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By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 19:50
Even if it's been painted in Pepto-Bismol pink? Is that O.K.?
By phart [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 22:29
eh,I would drive it home that way but the next time it left it would NOT be pink!
By phart [Ignore] 24,Jun,18 18:54
Ok,I will lower my standards again.A new F350 pickup will work fine!
By phart [Ignore] 14,Oct,18 20:41
Ok,a 2016 or newer USED 3/4 ton truck with tow package! Sheesh before you know i will have to lower my standards to a 1956 Ford pulpwood truck!
By phart [Ignore] 03,Nov,18 20:19
ok,A really sweet Cushman scooter!
By phart [Ignore] 23,Feb,19 15:21
Ok a 20 dollar pair of work boots from wallyworld. Geez.
By phart [Ignore] 14,Nov,22 20:00
a new pair of socks? Or just sew up my old 1's??


By phart [Ignore] 31,Mar,22 01:27
Well I am 55 now and still aint found "Her".
Women must be mighty picky these dayz!
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By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jul,17 22:14
Good luck!

I've always said/thought that when men get to a certain age, they need a nurse or a purse. You sound like you need both!
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By phart [Ignore] 18,Jul,17 22:38
I typed this sorda tongue in cheek. Pillow prince is whining about not getting a job in porno. He has a blog post about he wants a daddy and blah-blah-blah. So I wrote this up for kicks. Of course frankly it would be the good life wouldn't it?
Knowing my luck she would be 400 pounds and ugly as a burnt fried apple pie in the face!. Oh the price of paradise!
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jul,17 23:47
I believed all of this until I got to the very end when you talked about her inheriting the beach house AND A mountain cabin. Then I knew it was a spoof!

Sadly, there are men out there that think like this and all they "bring to the table" is a good lookin' dick.
By smallcockboy [Ignore] 19,Jul,17 00:04
Not true bella, I don't have a good looking dick.
By phart [Ignore] 19,Jul,17 09:07
Join the club, mine aint either.
By niceonebighead [Ignore] 19,Jul,17 20:13
sorry about that
By #661088 [Ignore] 26,Jan,22 22:04
I got a good kick out of demanding payment in 20 dollar bills in sequential order by serial number. Money is money, so that's a good giveaway that this is just silliness.


By phart [Ignore] 29,Dec,20 20:24
Well I give up,So if I win the lottery,maby they will make me a pre boob version of her? I don't think the AI option is avaliable in her either.
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By phart [Ignore] 29,May,19 20:26
I have given up, I will just be a lonely old batchler the rest of my born days.
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By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 04:15
"Don't tolerate lip"....L.O.L..
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By phart [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 14:29
hey,a guy can dream right?
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 19:49
:-)


By nekekal [Ignore] 19,Jul,17 12:39
I agree. Hopefully, she will have a ****. I can deal with an older ****, just so long as we can use the other cabin that you are not in.
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