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This is a revolutionary tale about your evolutionary tail.
Before you was conceived, you was asexual; that means you could actually have sex with yourself and produce offspring!
However, at the very moment you was conceived, you gave up your asexuality and became BI-SEXUAL. That means you are now half male, half female.
So don't judge others according to their sexual identity.
There's different types of sexuality. There's asexual, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, trisexual (try-sexual?), transsexual, and semi-sexual; semi-sexual is due to intermittent sexual activity (and may be a symptom due to driving semi-trucks).