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By phart [Ignore] at 23,Jan,18 20:00   Pageviews: 62

I was told I have a name similar to a disgusting bodily function. Duh,yep.Well,it came about because when i first came upon this site I had ate a bunch of beans and onions a couple hours before. So when it came time to come up with a nick name,my eyes were burning and such,i thought it was a sign and so you could say the name just came to me!
What would be a good nickname?
Jackass whisperer',or just Jack Ass? Or what?

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By avgdick69 [Ignore] at 12,Aug,18 17:49
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By phart [Ignore] at 19,May,18 11:16
As of lately, when I go out in public, the way young attractive women look at me,and the fact NO one looks at me for very long, I must need to change it to "OLD Phart".
But maby "Lonely Old Phart" would be more accurate.
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By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] at 23,Mar,18 04:13
Well why not go whole hog and call yourself FART?
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By phart [Ignore] at 23,Mar,18 14:26
I wanted to be creative,Fart is just to plain and easy.
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] at 23,Mar,18 16:54
Ah, I see. Well you could call yourself the sound of a fart, like "BLORT!" Or, "BLAAAAAAAT!" Or call yourself The Stinky Squeaker.
By phart [Ignore] at 24,Mar,18 10:38
Phartacus,the God of gas!

Subjects in my kingdom must Sacrifice their eggs and beans to me or inhale my WRATH!
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] at 24,Mar,18 16:28


By mi-lips [Ignore] at 27,Jan,18 21:05
Noooooooo 😳
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By phart [Ignore] at 31,Jan,18 10:31
Apparently 1 member thinks I do,they blacklisted me because I ask a question and they said I could start by not having such a offensive name.
Thank you for your reply,I love your pics,!
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] at 23,Mar,18 19:53
L.O.L. ...Well if a very beautiful woman who is also the queen of this site likes your name here, you must be doing something right.
By phart [Ignore] at 23,Mar,18 22:25


By onthelose [Ignore] at 25,Jan,18 16:58
I see nothing wrong with your current name. Nothing funnier than a phart unless its in church. That's another story for another time.
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