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ADAM & EVE

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By Celestial [Ignore] at 05,Apr,18 15:56   Pageviews: 66

Before Adam and Eve, there was the Cro-Magnon, Neanderthal, and other species of humanoids wandering about our planet. There wasn't any written records to hand down to each succeeding generation; everything was handed down by WORD OF MOUTH (sometimes in story form); so important things were told, not written. Surely, minors were told they could eat this or that, but don't you ever touch or eat that fruit over there. It's poison; If you do, Then you will surely die!

Well, centuries and millennia later, Adam and his significant other (Eve) were out foraging for food and they were extremely hungry. One of them took a bite of the forbidden fruit. It was very bitter and said to the other, "YUCK, taste this!" So the other one did and didn't like it either; they both spit out their very first bite.

Fortunately for them, they didn't eat the whole thing or they would have died on the spot....but just that one bite caused their eyes to open. But wait just a minute, their eyes were already open, so it must have meant that their minds were opened. They were in an altered state of consciousness caused from the alkaloid in the fruit! Alkaloids are very bitter for a good reason and that is to reduce its consumption thereby reducing the possibility of overdose.

Immediately, they realized that they were naked. But wait just a minute now; clothes hadn't been invented yet, so how could they know they were naked? Ah, what they actually recognized was that they did not have FUR like all the other mammals! So, they covered themselves with some leaves.

When God came strolling through the garden and talked to them, they became afraid and hid themselves. This is living proof that they became paranoid, which happens to be a side effect of some alkaloid drugs.

Then we hear the blame game. Adam says Eve gave her the poison fruit and Eve said the serpent told her that it was OK, we wouldn't die if we touched or ate the fruit, and we would be as smart as you, too. So, the serpent became associated with lies. So women took the blame because Adam had to cover his arse.

Then we are told that the Lord made coats of skins. But wait just a minute, why didn't the Lord just weave some cloth to make their clothes? More than likely, Adam and Eve found some dead mammals and took their skins and used them to cover their "naked" flesh....so they could blend in with the other mammals! This fits perfectly with the mentality of that period and era.

Whatever the case, this was a pivotal point for them and all their progeny to come; mankind became aware that they were different from all the other mammals. This is my perception of the events that transpired in evolution.

Oh, by the way, evolution is still happening!

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By AussieMan187 [Ignore] at 07,Apr,18 06:59
I like your outlook on life. I also theorise about things like this
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By Celestial [Ignore] at 07,Apr,18 08:18
Thanks Aussieman187 for your comment. Would love to hear yours, too!


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