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I love amateur sex home videos.
Among my favorite types are the
homemade Handjob videos, as they're such a turn-on.
I don't like how handjobs are done in professional
porn videos, as they look so contrived.
Ya know, beefcake guys in some stupid massage parlor,
their sissy-boi bodies covered in oil they look like
ducks rescued from an oil spill off the Gulf Coast!
Amateur videos do it best for me; it's raw,
homegrown, by average guys in the real world.
Not some stupid porn fantasy bullshit.
I love watching guys getting handjobbed really slow
with lube while they are being tied down limbs all
spread apart, at the witty tender playful mercy
of their... Master bator!