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Tired of ads
on this site?
I'm about to bank some enemies for blogging
about this topic which is really my vent against
guys who -S H A V E- their fuckin cocks and balls.
But, then again, I Naturally Don't Give A Fuck.
My question to you is, W H Y ????????
WHY DAFUQ must you Shave your cock and balls?????
If you are naturally smooth by physical heritage,
hair-loss to Cancer or other Health issues
then this Rant is not for you, you are safe.
Us uncut guys have to trim to keep pubic hair
from getting caught in our foreskin, cos it feels
like it's cutting into our glans, and it HURTS!!!
But if you willingly S H A V E your cock and balls
to contrive your sense of pleasure and LAME fashion,
to look like a manufactured "porn star" from the
dood-ranch cookie-cutter run off the mill,
then YOU ARE A WASTE OF GOOD HAIRY DICK.
I don't know how long this annoying StoOopid
obnoxious queenie trend has existed.
But it is indeed growing unnecessarily Toxic.
Perhaps it began in the '80s when porn actors had
begun to shave their genitals for the camera,
"because it looks good". You lame BALD PUSSIES!
I miss classic HAIRY porn; whether it was Gay porn
or Straight porn, I love the sight of crotch hair
indulged in hot steamy sexy furry action!
I love the feel of a MAN's furry pelt against mine,
even if he happens to be much more hairier than I am
I still yearn to have that Sexy. Lusty. Steamy. Manly.
Hot. Hairy. B E A S T. In. My. bed!
Such fine furry creatures are becoming scarce,
because many of them have decided to S H A V E.
Have you ever seen a Blob Fish? Google it...
...that's how your cock and balls look after you
shave your pubes completely pussy-assed Bald,
like a fwuck-kin BLOB FISH.
Fuck you and the razor you rode in on, beitch!
If the gods and gurus had intended for you to be
so "silky smooth" they would have manufactured you
as a prickless fwuck-kin Ken doll.
Why do I find this trend so despicable?
In the past few years of browsing Craigslist for
a hot hairy MAN, I have seen more PUSSIES on
Craigslist than actual REAL MEN... every CL ad
with pics attached was posted by a SHAVED guy.
Where does that leave us HAIRY guys? NOWHERE.
What does that leave us HAIRY guys? NOTHING.
You damn SHAVED bitches and your desperate repeat
back-to-back ads ruined Craigslist like Trump
ruined the White House. Go suck a BLOB FISH!
It's bad enough that sheep get shaved against
their will and without their consent, and WE humans
get to wear Their pubes! lol
Would gorillas and bears shave their bodies? NO.
why would YOU!
Many of you SHAVED fuckers Still look fugly, anyway...
If my dog were fugly as You I'd shave its ass
and walk it backwards!
Wow, just wow, how feminine can a man get!
As though he weren't femenough now he has to completely
SHAVE his cock and balls!
No disrespect to Cross-dressers, if a guy is gonna
SHAVE his cock and balls he may as well go the whole
nine yards to become a Cross-dresser.
I have known and befriended very few Beautiful
passable CDs in my lifetime who go thru hell to
maintain their female characters as Flawless
as possible, it's a theatrical magic of its own!
But YOU... a 'Man'... SHAVING your cock and balls!
(Shakin My Fuckin Head)
All you Shavey Crotchets in the world are too much.
All jokes aside: that means YOU, Baldilocks.
You need to go see a Gynecologist,
cos you're a bald PUSSY.