A few years ago I got my dick sucked by this guy here in town. He was good at it, too. I went back a couple of times for more. Then during one visit he flakes out on me and says I have to leave. I was pretty pissed and wondered what had happened. Did he just receive a text from his wife that she was returning home shortly, or what? I resolve not to go back any time soon.

A year or two later, I'm hooking up with a guy off Craig's List. He says he'll suck my dick. I get the address and I immediately think "it's the same guy." I figure, what th hell. He was good at it. Why not give it another chance. As I pull up to the address, I confirm: the exact same condo. I knock on the door. When it opens I'm stunned. It isn't him. It's a different guy, someone I'd never met before.

I say nothing. I just walk in to the familiar home, get naked and lay on his bed. He sucks my dick. Really well, too. As I'm leaving he says I should come back to see him sometime. I say sure, but there's something you should know. What, he asks. "This isn't the first time I've been here."

He gets it right away. These two guys are a gay couple and his BF has sucked me off before. Mystery solved. And the flake out? He explains that his guy has a problem with alcohol. Probably was drunk or something. Whatever.

Epilogue: I had the second guy suck me a few times. Man he's good at it. But as it turns out, he's a flaky mother fucker, too. He'd get drunk and text me fifty times. Shit like that. Get angry at me and tell me to go fuck myself via email. I ended up blocking his number.