I don't know about you guys but I wake up every FREAKIN morning with a ROCK fucking solid dick.

Morning Wood..

Its the type of hard on you can break brick.. EVERY MORNING!!

I have NO idea what the hell I'm dreaming about and BOY, I sure wish I did because it's got to be something or else why in the WORLD would I be waking up with SUCH a raging BONER??

Now here's the bad part.... You'd THINK that my nympho girlfriend Mona would be MORE than happy to take advantage of that mighty hard on right?

NOPE!

I've learned over the past 6+ years that first thing in the morning is the ONE TIME she's NOT interested in sex and NEVER ever try to SURPRISE her by sticking your dick in her pussy while she's half awake... The results are typically NOT PRETTY!

Yep, my totally insatiable, nympho little Mona...

It's SOOOOOO frustrating sometimes...

She has a FULL blown 'morning routine' and heaven forbid it gets disturbed or disrupted in ANYWAY. It's ONLY after that, once she's showered, had her coffee, is fully awake, hair done, teeth brushed etc etc that she's THEN ready for action..

Keep in mind that while she's doing all of that, she's pretty much half or fully NAKED which of COURSE drives me even MORE BONKERS!

Finally, once she's gotten her self 'put together' it's time to TAKE her apart..

Women, go figure... You know if they experienced 'Morning Wood' things would be TOTALLY different right? LOL