Over the years I can not TELL you how many times I have visited and had sex in the infamous No-Tell Motel.

You know the type, typically cheap, somewhat sleazy, definitely NOT five star accommodations where the sheets smell VERY strong of bleach, if you're lucky..

I mean if you're LOOKING for some down and dirty sex, is there really a more PERFECT location? C'mon man to quote or ex Vice President..

I have fucked guys, girls and trannies not to mention all MANNER of groups in No-Tell Motels. I've also met some of my best friends in them...

Case in point, my best friend Cory who was holding a personal non-stop fuck-a-thon in one when I met her..

She was taking ALL cummers for over 72 hours straight at a Motel 8 when I first made her acquaintance. Now she had actually booked one of, if not their BEST 'suite' and by that I mean it actually had TWO rooms, a front one and and back bedroom. The front room actually had a large spa-like tub in it...

There used to be a rather run-down Red Roof Inn that a bunch of us guys used to meet at early in the morning for a little all guy, group sex before work... That used to be a HOOT! 6-7 of us would meet and just have a no-holds barred all dick-fest and then off we'd go to our various offices... Fully drained, fully satiated, cum leaking out of a couple of our asses.. LOL

Group gropes of ALL kinds going on until the WEE hours of the morning.. I'm STILL amazed the that the cops where never called on us for some of these totally drunken bacchanals including the one where Cory and I encountered the worlds hairiest woman...

OMG.... She had MORE hair on her chest than I do! She was very cute, very sexy but MY LORD IN HEAVEN, she was hairy... Cory loved it, I was a bit turned off but I found my way clear to fuck her..

Of course as time marched on and my OWN income stream grew, I finally graduated from the old No-Tell Motel to finer accommodations until finally, to my own HOME..

But those stories will have to be for another post/day.

So, have YOU ever spent time in a No-Tell Motel my friends? Come on now, fess up!!