Except a real one with me

Not a joke seriously, it's a possibility

Do you like being covered in shit then

Would get dirty

Yeah 🤮

You can't smell me 🤢

Mind you all of me is just as sweaty

Would slide everywhere easily

Their sweaty enough already

Really it's not, just looks it here 😂

That's true I suppose

Sweaty more like

Oh yeah whys that 😳

See makes no difference

We're chatting now silly

Yeah everyone does apparently

They are my best features after all.....

Everyone would agree with you there definitely 😁

Alot would agree with you there

Yeah they are really big...

Really big yeah

Doubtful get lost forever down there

Don't blame you I'm horrible

Lol a over you

You like what you see

Sometimes yeah or just comes out...

I try my best

Been used like one yeah

Would need a team to undertake such a sweaty dangerous mission

It's taken a few loads in it's time

Oh fair enough I suppose

It's quite deep, and probably the sweatest too...

Why?

Safer yeah.... cleaner probably not

Big and lush maybe?

Definitely will then

Might get lost

And sweaty

But I stink

Really 🙀

Be really sweaty

Very 😂

So would everyone

Luckily I have some of them

Would you like to do that

Why

For a pig you mean

They are big yeah

Apparently everyone does

Already naked

Seriously bad tho I stink

Cute? You drunk

And sweaty 🥵

Fat bloated pig?

Feels nice and warm apparently

Oh ok....i live to please

OMG 😳 you disgusting bitch 🤮

Big enough for you?

Most fuck it