Sexy! Slow dance? Please?

Nom, nom, nom, nom ...

I want to wrap my lips around that and suck it as my tongue slips into you. And out. And in. And ...

I want to lick around your hole as I pump your toy in and out. I want to trace a wide, wet line up your taint and over your balls, taking them into my mouth to encircle your sac repeatedly before returning to your hole. I'll pull the toy out, suck it clean, then plunge my tongue into you ...

I'd love to watch you spread your sexy cheeks to welcome that cock inside you. I call dibs on cleanup after he fills you with his creamy cum. I want to suck his cock clean and relish the flavor of the creampie you'll squeeze into my mouth.

I'd love to give you a few before taking my time to and and some more, plunging my tongue deeply into your sexy hole.

I want to plunge my tongue into each of your holes again and again and ...

You seem nice.

That's a hot cock. I can envision myself taking that into my throat, then sliding my asshole down over it again and again and again ... I found this picture among a bunch in a contest titled Morning Wood. I'm going to vote for you.

Now kiss me!

(A cartoon depiction of me French-kissing your asshole)

I want to work on my sword-swallowing skills. Could you help?

I want to perform mouth-to-asshole stimulation on you!

OMG! I want you in my mouth!

(French style)

Here's another:

(Those last emojis are me prepping one of my probes.)

Hmmm, I can't give you an opinion without an examination. It would be a multi-part checkup, consisting of an oral exam and other probing.

Let's trade!

Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick ...

I'm willing to make a swap.

Open your legs for me. You know you want to.

May I borrow that for a little bit? Oh, yes, I'd love to have the condom, too.

Nice titties!

You appear to be happy to see me! It's mutual!

I like the way you think!

You seem ready to eat your own pussy, which is HOT!