1 TRAY OF ICE CARROTS CUCUMBERS BEER BOTTLES HAMMER HANDLE SMALL BASEBALL BAT END

A Mars bar, BTW please don't try this, for some reason I couldn't completely take it out and was leaking sticky stuff next 2 days, it was horrible.

The towball on a car,

A rabid raccoon

Mag light and not a small one.

A butt plug

a potato masher, a banana, carrot, cucumber, plastic water bottle, shampoo bottle, ice cubes, beer bottle stem, bockwurst sausage

A well lubed traffic cone. The more that goes in the wider the cone gets. I have managed about 7" stretching me wide.

Nothing extreme. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots, bottles of shampoo,vibrator.

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hot dog,polish sausage,carrot, cucumber, pait roller ext., dildo, enema, bannana,

A dudes cock, wild right? Because I am straight. LOL

I made a toy out of a curtain rod. That's really it, I'm boring

A guys cock, and his tongue. Both lovely!!

a big black cock!

cucumber

The handle of a big screwdriver. All that was sticking out was the metal part of it. The handle, about 5 inches long and 2 around, was completely buried. I walked around my house with the blinds open and came so hard from it hitting my prostate!

For me it was banana with condom.

A trumpet

cucumber, polish sausage, paint roller ectension

A toaster.

butternut squash,
a billiard ball,
a dudes foot

Pop Rocks...the candy

Doc Johnson UR3 John Holmes Dildo

My ex and her s*st*r stripped me off one drunken night. They covered me in baby oil, massaged, wanked and fingered me, then her s*st*r fucked my arse with the neck of a beer bottle.

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A Vagina Speculum !

bed post,and both ends of a base ball bat

A buttplug.

People tell me all the time my head is pretty far up there

Oh so many things The knob of a baseball bat Hurts a little going in but Oh what a feeling when it pops over the big part

Deodorant cans beer bottles

a colonoscopy tube which can be about 6 feet long.of course i did not do it myself,it was done by a doctor

Cigar tube was the first thing i used.

Lots of things such as a car towball,orange witcheshat/cone,tabel leg,hammer handle,poolcue,shovel handle,fishingrod handle and heaps of other phallic objects

in the midst of a tequila drunk night, my wife put her 8 inch vibrating dildo in my ass, which was a first, but she then repeatedly told me that she wanted to watch a guy with a huge cock fuck me in the ass. I told her I would do it and then swallow his cum. It's not the first time that we woke up ashamed and embarrassed.

top of a wine bottle

A girl's finger. A girl's tongue.
Nothing better than having a girl play with my ass.

Was on vacation w wife she used a long neck beer bottle in my ass felt great

A homemade object made out of a condom filled with household silicone

My own dick.

Last summer we had a spell of very hot days. I made an ice dildo using a plastic tube similar to a cigar tube and used it in my ass until it melted. Probably not the wildest thing in comparison, but it was a nice feeling!