let's vote about "longdick" out or in??

By #318010 28,Nov,12 05:23

look at that

By #68656 06,Jul,12 04:30

Very likely longdick does not exist in all actuality, in reality it is an autobot programmed to say "my dick is bigger".
It would be located in a Danish sardine can somewhere in the North Sea.

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By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 06,Jul,12 09:39 other posts

never mind John, thx!

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By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 05,Jul,12 23:06 other posts

OUT

if someone does not show us your big dick here, he can not even just talking about it!

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By slipper [Ignore] 05,Jul,12 21:23 other posts

Why; it's not how it works here.

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By #280253 05,Jul,12 20:54

My cock is bigger than that "limp"! Haha, seems his title is a bit off.

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By #68656 02,Mar,12 00:50

I had a look at the home page of the gentleman in question, he has no pictures but plenty of "member`s recent comments" which can be best described as simplistic, rudimentary and egotistical.
It is obvious that either English is his second language or his educational level is low.
This is one typical comment and it is slightly more "intellectual" than the others which is saying something,
"ha ha ha i got the bigger dick"
So basically the best observation that can be made is that he would be an ideal guest on the Jerry Springer Show.

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By #132188 03,Mar,12 06:51

john i love your mind mate

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By #68656 04,Mar,12 11:18

Here is an application form for the Jerry Springer show for the gentleman in question.
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Guest Application For Jerry Springer Show Personal Information: Name___________ Nickname______________ CB Handle______________ Yore Mama______________ Yore Daddy (if known)________________ Spouse's Name_________________ Relationship to spouse: __Sister __Brother__Mother__Father __Pet __Aunt __Uncle ___ Several of the above Occupation: ___Unemployed Mechanic ___Gun Show Dealer___Skinhead Number of **** in Household___ Number that are yours___ Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4 How many times each grade___________ How Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road: ___1mi. __5 mi. ___? Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: ___ Number of Vehicles Owned___ Number on Cement Blocks___ Number Repossessed___ Truck Equipment: ___Gun Rack ___Spit Cup ___Fuzzy Dice ___Rebel Flag ___Naked Woman Mudflaps ___NWO and/or NRA sticker Weapons Owned: ___Tire Iron ___Pick Handle ___Beer Bottle ___Shotgun Number of Dogs Owned: ___ Number of Homemade Tattoos:___ Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard: ___Friggerator ___Heatin Stove ___Warsher ___TV ___Freezer How Many of the Above Appliances Work: ___ Fav-o-rite Recreation: ___Drinkin ___Cow Chip Throwin ___Possum Huntin ___Crawdad Huntin ___Scratchin ___Watchin Wrasslin If You Can Read, Which Magazines Do You Prefer: ___Soap Opera Digest ___NWA ___Rifle and Shotgun ___NWA ___TV Guide __National Enquirer ___True Confessions Which Stinks Worse: ___Hogpen ___Outhouse ___Spouse Can You Spell Your Last Name:___Yup ___Nope Can You Remember Your Last Name: ___Yup ___Nope Have You Ever Stayed Sober for More Than One Day: ___Yup ___Nope Do You Know Any Words with More Than 4 Letters: ___Yup ___Nope Which is Correct: ___"I Seed Him" or ___"I Seen Him" How Many Cartons of Cigarettes Do You Smoke a Day? ___ Math Test: How Many Food Stamps Do the Following Cost? ___Six Pack ___Cigs ___Shotgun Shells ___Whore Number of Times You've Seen: ___a UFO ___ Elvis___Elvis in a UFO Health Questionaire: Which of the Following Do You Have? ___Head Lice ___B.O. ___Crabs ___Runny Nose___Boils Can You Remember the Last Time You Bathed? ___Yup___Nope Color of Teeth: ___Yellow ___Brown ___Black ___N/A I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "X" on _________20__

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By bigone21 [Ignore] 04,Mar,12 14:00 other posts

hahaha!! JohnS, this is funny!!where did you get this?

X, 4-3-2012

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By #201155 29,May,12 14:09⤴

Brilliant! That really made me laugh for the first time today!

lol

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By #70814 29,May,12 13:46

Or number 3: ignore him and don't give him any importance.

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By #220845 28,May,12 22:01

JohnS fucking rocks

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By Ray10754 [Ignore] 03,Mar,12 08:09 other posts

Who cares? If you dont like his comments, you have the option to delete them on you page,and go on with your life as if he was never there, if people would ingnor others like this the eventually will go away,But if you keep feeding into what the crave the will linger on!!

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By gradurgaur [Ignore] 02,Mar,12 08:37 other posts

Numer 2

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