GREAT pick-up line! Best of luck!

What undersex observes is so very true.
Nothwithstanding the fact it is a fair distance from the UK to the deep south in the US, this application for the Jerry Springer Show may be appropriate for the Plymouth gentleman.

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GUEST APPLICATION FOR THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.


Personal Information:


Name___________ Wut uthers calld you ______________
Can U Remember Ure Last Name?
___Yup ___Nope
Can You Spell Your Last Name?
___Yup ___Nope
CB Handle___________

Yore Mama's Name______________
Yore Daddy Name(if known)________________

Spouse's (husband or wife) Name_________________
Other Spouse ______ Dead Spouse ___________
Relationship to spouse:

___Sister ____Brother ____Mother ____Father ___Pet ___Aunt ___Uncle


Occupation:

___Unemployed / Mechanic ___Gun Dealer ___Hair Dresser
___Skinhead ___ Street Walker ____Waitress ___ Exotic Dancer


Number of **** in Household ___ Number of **** in the Shed ___
Do you know how many are yours? ___ Yup ___ Nope ____Don't Care


Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4


How Far is Your Mobile Home from the nearest paved road:
___ 1mile __ 5 miles ___ more


Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: ___

Number of Vehicles Owned___How many trucks?___
How many in the front yard?___ How many in the Back Yard?___
How many run?___ How many on Cement Blocks?___ Do you have a gun rack in your truck? ___Yup ___Nope If Nope, why not?_______________


Truck Equipment: ___Gun Rack ___Pit Bull ___Spit Cup ___Fuzzy Dice ___Rebel Flag ___Naked Woman Mud flaps ___NRA sticker


Weapons Owned: ___Tire Iron ___Pick Handle ___Beer Bottle __Shotgun
Number of Dogs Owned: ___


Number of Homemade Tattoos: ___


Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard?

___Friggerator ___Heatin Stove ___Warsher
___TV ___Freezer

How Many of the Above Appliances Work: ___


Fav-o-rite Recreation:
___Drinkin ___Cow Chip Throwin ___Possum Huntin ___Crawdad Huntin
___Spittin Backy ___Scratchin ___Watchin Wrasslin


If You Can Read, Which Magazines Do You Prefer:
___Soap Opera Digest ___Rifle and Shotgun ___NWA ___TV Guide ___National Enquirer ___True Confessions


Which Stinks Worse:
___Hogpen ___Outhouse ___Spouse


Have You Ever Stayed Sober for More Than
One Day: ___Yup ___Nope


Do You Know Any Words with More Than 4 Letters:

___Yup ___Nope

Can you count higher than the # of fingers you have left on your hands?
___Yup ___Nope

Which is Correct?:
___"I Seed Him" ___"I Did Seen Him" ____ "I don't know his name"


How Many Cartons of Cigarettes Do You Smoke a Day? ___


Math Test: How Many Food Stamps Do the Following Cost?

___Six Pack ___Ciggies ___Shotgun Shells ___Backy ___Prostitute


Number of Times You've Seen:
___A UFO ___ Elvis ___Elvis in a UFO


Health Questionnaire: Which of the Following Do You Have?

___Head Lice ___B.O. ___Crabs ___Runny Nose ___Boils


Can You Remember the Last Time You Bathed?
___Yup ___Nope


What color are your teeth? ___Yellow ___Brown ___Black ___N/A
Circle How many teeth you have 1 2 3 4 5 6 Nun
Fav-o-rite Recreation:
__ Drankin' __ Cow Chip Throwin' __ Possum Huntin' __ Crawdad Huntin'
__ Spittin' Backy __ Scratchin' __ Watchin Wrasslin'

I hereby swear this is the trooth and signd my "X" on ______/________200__

Interesting,.....something aboutthis subject has always turned me on!.....see my first blog entry here;

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From Matt's Wife: What a loser!

I'll take a different tact on this question as well.

If a woman can decide to get pregnant because she wants a **** but doesn't want to be married or, if a lesbian couple can want a ****; then why can't a man want to get a woman pregnant? After all, a predominance of heterosexual married men want to sire ****.

As for a solicitation, it's a rather novel way to find a partner and after all, there is a category choice on this site to "find sexual partners". So if one can choose to ask others for sex, what's wrong with finding sexual partners here who not only want sex but want the logical outcome of sexual relations; to have ****.

Well, it just a thought.