3 guys get pulled over by a woman cop while they’re driving down the road smoking a big ol’ spliff.

They asked if there was anything they could do to get out of a citation, so the woman cop smirked and said, “If all three of you boys have 15 inches of dick between you, I’ll let you go.”

So the guys look to eachother and nod, and all agree to the terms.

The driver pulls out his dick, the cop measures it and says, “7 inches, not bad.”

The guy in the front of the passenger seat pulls his out, and the cop measures it and says, “6 inches.”

The last guy in the back has a nervous look on his face but finally pulls his out and the cop (after she stops laughing) measures it and says, “2 inches. Looks like you guys just barely squeaked by!”

So they get out of the ticket and go back to the first guy’s house for a beer. After a couple of drinks they start bragging.

The first guy says, “You guys are lucky that I had seven inches.”

And then the second guy says, “You guys are lucky that I had six inches.”

And then the third guy says, “You guys are lucky that I had a hard-on!”