F**K stick...as in "Someone need to get on the snotty end of my F**K Stick right now"

Gorge

Dick
Pud
One-Eyed Wonder Worm
Schwanz
Shaft
Schlong
Pecker
Jock
Rod

Trying to remember more from George Carlin's list of dirty words.

and where is john from aust. on this. for every man on earth, there is a different name for his

in the out back of AUSTRALIA its called a boongu

There must be names for x and z. I think that we are just scratching the surface.

This is a fun question. I checked out namingschemes.com and found 167 Penis Synonyms. I think that members can "cum" up with more.

ankle spanker
baby-arm
beaver basher
penis sangbo nam rod
baby-maker
bell on a pole
beef whistle
boomstick
burrito
bishop
bratwurst
braciole
candle
choad
chopper
cock
cranny axe
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dingus
disco stick
dog head
drum stick
dong
donger
dork
dude piston
dragon
eggroll
Easy Rider
Excalibur
fang
ferret
flesh flute
flesh tower
foto
fire hose
fuck rod
fudge sickle
fun stick
groin ferret
giggle stick
hairy hotdog
heat-seeking moisture missile
helmet head
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
kickstand
king sebastian
knob
krull the warrior king
lap rocket
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
lizard (as in "drain the...")
longfellow
love muscle
love rod
love stick
love whistle
luigi
manhood
man umbrella
meat popsicle
meat stick
meat sword
meat injection
member
meter long king kong dong
microphone
middle stump
mushroom head
mutton
netherrod
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed anaconda
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
Pedro
peepee (****'s term)
Percy
peter
Pied Piper
Pig skin bus
pink oboe
pink tor****
piss weasle
piston
plug
pnor
poinswatter
pork sword
prick
princess sophia
private eye
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
quiver bone
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
sebastianic sword
schlong
schlong dongadoodle
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schnitzel
schwanz
schwarz
sea monster (as in "drain the...")
shaft
short arm
skin flute
soldier
spawn hammer
stick shift
sub
surfboard
Tallywhacker
Tan Bannana
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird 3
thundersword
tinker
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
twinkie
uncle dick
vein
wand
wang
wang doodle
wanger
wee wee
whoopie stick
wiener
Wiener Schnitzel
wick
willy (****'s term)
wing dang doodle
winkie (****'s term)
yingyang

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