So yeah, that stuff makes my pee smell funny.

I want to know why my dryer constantly eats my socks.

The cat that keeps taking a crap on my sidewalk is taking it's 9th life quite seriously.

How do blind people know when they done wiping their but?

I have laundry to do. That sucks.

So yeah, what's up with my dryer and the sock eating thing?

My neighbor recently asked me for a cup of peanut butter and a zucchini. I'm having trouble sleeping now.

I think eggs are good with cheese.

I have too much hair growing in all of the places I wish it didn't.

Gas is expensive.

Music is good.

Why does WalMart have 27 checkout lanes, but they only bother to staff two of them?

I think Tide detergent is the shit, and it smells good.

Garlic and bologna is good but not during sex.

I am addicted to Monster energy drinks.

Ok...so yeah.