I trust this will answer all your questions and insecurities, as so beautifully explained by a respected friend here on SYD:
You have the most AMAZING cock we have ever seen...
...on a scale of 1 to 10, we give it an 11. It is the most perfect specimen of peckerhood that we have ever encountered. Your dick is very penis-like in shape and size. We think very highly of your cock, and we all wish that your dick could be our dick...we envy you the fact that all other dicks pale in comparison to your penis. We are quite sure that it will more than adequately stimulate whatever orifice you plunge it into. It has a good beat and you can dance to it.
Indeed, he is a dear and respected friend of us here at SYD. I think you know him very well. He sure has a way with words Didn't know if I should mention his name, that's why I only referred to him as "as so beautifully explained by a respected friend here on SYD" Hope he doesn't mind
You have the most AMAZING cock we have ever seen...
...on a scale of 1 to 10, we give it an 11. It is the most perfect specimen of peckerhood that we have ever encountered. Your dick is very penis-like in shape and size. We think very highly of your cock, and we all wish that your dick could be our dick...we envy you the fact that all other dicks pale in comparison to your penis. We are quite sure that it will more than adequately stimulate whatever orifice you plunge it into. It has a good beat and you can dance to it.
Now, will you please stop asking?
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