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On another note, my mom always called a dick a "noodle" and a vag a "puddle". Made for awkward conversations. "You know all he cares about is getting his noodle wet! If he tries to get it near your puddle smack it!" And yes, that's really what she told me. When I was 18 and had been fucking the guy for over a year.
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Mom also told me once after a date that the dudes dick looked like "a rotten banana sticking out of a bush".
I Went to a Catholic School for years, and the nuns used to smack my hands with a ruler if we were caught saying anything they felt was dirty. Yes Vagina was a dirty word. For the longest time I referred to my squishy as my delicate flower for fear of my fingers getting crushed when I masturbated lol, not that the nuns ever saw me do that.
And that sucks. I'd be pissed as shit if a nun came at me with a ruler. Thank goodness I don't come from a religious background. Lol.
I do refer to touching myself as "fluffing my kitten", though.
My G'ma told me to stay away from the BBC, she said she heard that it was like getting screwed by a summer sausage with a brillo pad attached to it lol.
I'll have to contact my one buddy from school... our sex ed teacher couldn't say penis or vagina, so he gave one point extra credit for each new alternate name we could come up with. The buddy in question listed over a hundred names for a dick. And he's a famous comedian now so they had to have been funny. Unfortunately I was on all kinds of medication and don't remember much about that class other than laughing my ass off and almost pissing myself. I guess the vodka in my water bottle didn't help either. Lol.
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