Started by #282754 [Ignore] 27,Nov,12 07:32
 | I'm like 100% absolutely gay through and through, but I just can't stop thinking about and eating pussy! I love the way it looks, smells and tastes, but I'm 100% gay! Does anyone else feel the same way?
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100% straight when eating or fucking pussy. Or fucking a girl in the ass.
100% Bi if a girl is fucking you in the ass with anything.
My reasoning behind this is I give 100% of my attention to the task at hand.
Take the number of times you masturbate in a week (or year or whatever time period you desire) as the denominator. Take the number of times you masturbate while thinking of women/pussy/tits etc. as the numerator and make that calculation. If you are male, this ratio is your gayness from 100%=totally straight to 0%=flaming gay.
For females do the opposite, or just invert (x/1) the results. 0=straight and 100=lez.
Base the count on whether you think of or touch actual human cocks or pussies, **** don't count, and transexuals don't either (transexuals require special calculations involving calculus). If you think of cocks and pussies, just pick the ones you think of just at the moment of climax.
If for some reason you do not masturbate, then just use the numbers for when you had actual 2-person sex. If it was a mixed group you had sex with then it doesn't count because you could be attracted to whomever in the group which could skew the results of the tests.
And if you don't have sex or mastrubate then your numbers would be /0 which is invalid, you are not human so get the fuck off this site.
Hope that helps!
In this regard, and by the definition of sexuality, you may be mentally Gay however in action, your definitely bisexual and in your situation, it would appear that Bi trumps Gay as a definition for your sex life.
And, by the way, that's not a bad thing. I simply propose that you rethink the definition of your sexuality as predominately homosexual but can be bisexual with the right partner.
Cheers.
Of course I am not 100% gay. I am married to a wonderful, amazing woman whom I love very much! I am also not 100% straight by any means, and neither is my wife. This can be evidenced by the numerous photographs that we are happy to share with the world at large.
Bisexual is the correct term for both of us and we both knew this about each other well before we began our courtship. We are both firm believers in not limiting one's sexuality to a rigid definition. We are both honest with one another, love each other immensely and enjoy each other sexually to a great extent. But we also allow each other to indulge in fulfilling our same-sex desires. We just do it together! We knew this from the very beginning, well before even the talk of marriage began.
My while point of this thread was a joke riffing on the seemingly never ending flow of serious threads about being "straight" but having same sex fantasies. As if the gentlemen posting those threads have to prove something to us all. Who cares if you're straight but... Gay but... Bi but... Just be free and don't lie to yourself!
Just sayin'.
(not that I completely agree that all sexual orientations need labeling, mind you)
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