Some Dirty Holiday Ditty's!
Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to the shopping mall to expose his dick and balls made of snow
frosty the pervert
all the men he liked to watch
his dick did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch
there must have must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet
frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a ciggerette
frosty the pervert
didnt want to go to jail
he began to run
while dripping cum
and the cops picked up his trail
down to the village
his dick melting in his hand
running here and there
all around the square
yelling "catch me if you can."
they chased him down the streets of town
right to a vice squad cop
who shoved a night stick right up his ass
and frosty screamed "dont stop OOOO!!"
frosty the pervert
was locked up that very day
but he did not cry
as he waved good bye knowing he'd be back someday
beating his meat
all over the streets
look at frosty go
sliding his hands
all over his glands
his cum, as white as snow
With a dick as hard as ice
All the gay men gathered round and sucked
And agreed it tasted nice
But then along came summer
The hardness went from Frosty's prick
Till one day in temps of a hundred degrees
The damn thing melted quick
All the gay men they were sorry
For Frosty was no more
But then along came winter once again
And they sucked him like before
Poor Frosty had a ****
He couldn't shoot any cum
But the gay men still bent over to let
Frosty fuck them up the bum
The men were glad of winter
When Frosty got reborn
So they stuck him in a freezer
And now he stars in porn
Now his dick stays hard each season
And he never melts away
Frosty's glad he lives forever at last
And so happy to be gay
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What's so wrong about that word? Who makes these daft rules?
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I made this up off the top of my head just now - was it worth it???!!!!
'Blue balls, blue balls, it's Dollar Night at the titty club' (credits to 'Larry The Cable Guy').
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