I am having a small problem that you might be able to help me with.
A few days ago, I was incredibly bored and looking for something to do. Out of the clear blue sky, I had the sudden thought: Why not become gay? That would be a real switch!
So, after living years as a perfectly normal heterosexual (pussy was my life, I tell you!), I chose to become a gay. It has been a real eye-opener, let me tell you! (Did you know that guys have completely different sex parts? Like penises and stuff? And, like, no vagina? Weird, huh?) Sure, I now have to deal with being a second-class citizen, have to hide my sexual preference and don't have the same legal rights as normal people, but there are things to compensate for all of that. I can now wear pink without being embarrassed, open a flower shop if I so desire and, with my new gift of "gaydar", I can spot a fellow gay from across the room! Plus, given the fact that all gay guys are indiscriminate sluts, my cock is now totally raw from all of the blowjobs I have been getting! Gay life is so freaking awesome, and I am pleased to have made the choice I did! Thank gawd for boredom, or I would never have picked this unnatural (yet extremely fulfilling!) life-style.
So, here is my problem:
How do i know which fork is the salad fork, and which one is for the main course?
Thanks, in advance, for your help
Will