So I can understand the need or desire to stick an occasional odd item up your hooha, dillhole, or even peehole like random produce, or old soda bottles, or even a pen... But seriously there is like something hella wrong with those of you that take shit like toilet plungers and soup cans and pine cones and shove them in your snizz, back snatch or piss slit.


Like WTF? Am I the only one who gets nauseated and wants to ralph up chunks when crap like that is posted on the main page?


I mean what the hell goes through your heads? Do you seriusly think that's sexy? Was is it like one day you were, " Gee gosh golly ba darn it I sure am feeling mighty frisky today, I wish I had something inside this here p*oon nanny of mine. What ever will I do. Hmm thinking thinking... I know I always wondered what it would be like to stick an old dirty germ infested toilet brush up my cooter and gets it all covered with my goo that I say is my old cum that I saved in a jar but is really just some left over crotch cheese that was on my underwear. Fuck yeah that's hot. I think I'm just gonna snap a pic of it and puts it up that there internets. Then after I'm gonna sniff my watch, cause dag nabbit it sure smells like that one time I happened on that dead possum ma made for dinner. Then I think ill take some of my snatch yeast and
smear it on my undies for cousin Jethro to sniff later."