Started by #303133 [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 10:33
 | So very tired of that line being used as an excuse for rude and idiotic behavior.
From now on, the standard response to anyone who uses that excuse should be: "And you're just a fucktard." (Editor's note: I included the apostrophe in the word "it's" in the thread title because, even though the people who say that stupid line NEVER use it, I must be who I am. Sorry if it ruined the verisimilitude of your reading experience.) |
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Yours truly,
King Fucktard
If you'd kindly remove the semen crustations from your monacles you'd see that you've just been stroking off to a twisty mustachioed wine tasters website all along.
Regards,
Mad Dog 20/20 007
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No pix and bad grammar.. Doomed and double damned
verisimilitude
[ver′ə si mil′ə to̵̅o̅d′, -tyo̵̅o̅d′]
Verisimilitude is defined as appearing, or having the appearance of, being real or true. noun
An example of verisimilitude is the realistic plot or images of a movie that make it seem quite realistic.
JustWill has an extensive vocabulary and his skills in English and SARCASM are off the chart. I admit, my ability to punctuate properly is sub par. The crazy thing is, my father is a teacher. One of the threads that Will authored was titled something like "A comma can save your life". This was a sentence he wrote;
1.) Let's eat, Grandma ( Grandma, may we eat now )
2.) Let's eat Grandma ( suggests that the kiddies are cannibals and they want to eat Grandma )
The same words, in the same order, that have two entirely different meanings.
Will, get your red pen out and tell me where my punctuation mistakes are.
There should be a question mark after "Grandma, may we eat now".
What is this SARCASM thing you speak of, and how may I get some? It sounds super spiffy!
communicate.
Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week,
which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
I like to shit around with people, and have fun. Sometimes people mistake that for me poking a stick at them. I'm not. That's just how I am, and if a person doesn't like it or me, then hey don't talk to me.
I'd dress you up in frilly little girl dresses and parade you around. And you'd thank me for the privilege.
You'd be my little bitch, and I'd redden your ass cheeks on a regular basis if you didn't obey.
Our Steffi is a dark horse for sure Buddy boy
Have you not heard the phrase, "Do as I say, not do as I do?"
Ok, that was sarcasm...again.
In regards to your response, I do recognize I cross that line of disrespect at times. I do make every attempt and a conscience effort to demonstrate that type of response only when others provoke me, or my friends. However...on occasion, I do stumble across a post that is simply so ultimately fucktarded that my head spins around three times, I piss myself and momentarily lose all mental and motor functionality of my typing fingers.
When those situations arise, and I have responded inappropriately, I rely on my peers to set me straight. And...I believe they are effective in doing just that.
So, yeah...Peach broke through, and this is the best you got???
you, be, see, your, kind of... how difficult is that??
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