tug of war, tie two cocks together and pull till one loses his footing.
deep throating, how big and how long you can keep it down your throat.
marathon, how many guys you can fuck in a single session before your cunt cant take any more.
pole driving, seeing how long of a dildo you thread up your arse.
self control test, line up the blokes and see who can crack a fat the quickest or hold it flaccid the longest as a line a sexy girls parade past.
synchronised fucking, getting 2 or more couples to go through a whole session in sync and guys blowing at the same time...
too many to think of and can you imagine the opening and closing parades *lix*
Competitive butt plugging! Cuz watching guys pull stuff with their weiners is lame! Let's see em tie stuff to their butt plugs and pull it around... See who has the strongest sphincter.
OK, sounds like great fun to watch.
But the difficulty levels? Do the plugs get thinner and thinner? Do the attached weights get heavier and heavier? Does the 'pulling it around course' get longer and longer?
And what about the 'penalties/next steps' when the butt plugs fall out? And how do the judges check that there are no 'pre-inserted' plug holders? [OK, I'll stop now. ]
Discus - with unwrapped, but not un-ravelled, condoms.
Weightlifting - penis style.
Snooker or pool - with Thai strippers as pockets.
Soccer - uniforms are just different coloured socks on opposing team cocks.
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"Pole" Vault
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Cross "Cunt"ry Skiing
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Boxing - which'll just be a contest in vaginal sex ("box" - get it?).
Hurdles - trying to pick up girls with "cock-blockers" surrounding you.
Butterfly (the swimming style/stroke) - something to do with anal sex lol.
Breaststroke (the swimming style/stroke) - pretty self-explanatory.
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Add the American Cocksucking Championship video series into it, but make it an international version and who manages to get all their guys off in the quickest time wins.
Or maybe a relay match with teams of four or five members. They sequentially jack off, where the next competitor is not to start stroking until the current one has reached a climax.
Money shot put. Not thought too much about the rules, just like the name. Maybe make the shot from cum, and see who can throw it the furthest? Or maybe who can shoot cum the furthest.
Just scrolled down and noticed someone else has thought of shot put too.
"Shot put" All competitors must get naked, and assemble in a line, on their knees, at the edge of a mat. When the whistle sounds, everyone starts masturbating. As each competitor reaches orgasm, the official measures the distance they blew their cum, from penis head to furthest spurt..
Hmm. How about devising some way to figure out who can fuck the hardest? Like a little sensor pad or something to measure the pressure...? Could be interesting.
Lots of naked guys lined up wanking their hard-ons and whoever shoots the furthest gets the GOLD. There should be GOLD, SILVER and BRONZE medals for the BEST MALE ARSE for which there should be four separate categories. BARE, IN TIGHT SHORTS, CHEEKS TOGETHER and CHEEKS SPREAD, plus whoever screams and/or grunts the loudest when being gay rimmed and/or fucked should get GOLD too
deep throating, how big and how long you can keep it down your throat.
marathon, how many guys you can fuck in a single session before your cunt cant take any more.
pole driving, seeing how long of a dildo you thread up your arse.
self control test, line up the blokes and see who can crack a fat the quickest or hold it flaccid the longest as a line a sexy girls parade past.
synchronised fucking, getting 2 or more couples to go through a whole session in sync and guys blowing at the same time...
too many to think of and can you imagine the opening and closing parades *lix*
But the difficulty levels? Do the plugs get thinner and thinner? Do the attached weights get heavier and heavier? Does the 'pulling it around course' get longer and longer?
And what about the 'penalties/next steps' when the butt plugs fall out? And how do the judges check that there are no 'pre-inserted' plug holders? [OK, I'll stop now. ]
Discus - with unwrapped, but not un-ravelled, condoms.
Weightlifting - penis style.
Snooker or pool - with Thai strippers as pockets.
Soccer - uniforms are just different coloured socks on opposing team cocks.
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"Pole" Vault
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Cross "Cunt"ry Skiing
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Boxing - which'll just be a contest in vaginal sex ("box" - get it?).
Hurdles - trying to pick up girls with "cock-blockers" surrounding you.
Butterfly (the swimming style/stroke) - something to do with anal sex lol.
Breaststroke (the swimming style/stroke) - pretty self-explanatory.
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Who needs a starting pistol ?
Just scrolled down and noticed someone else has thought of shot put too.
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i will be at the other end trying to catch it!!
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