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...not necessarily a lousy song. Just meh.
But I'm confused about this song:
Is it my ears? or does the vocal sound different
from the actual chorus lyrics?
(because of the effects used)
"It's a dangerous niiieeeeeeeght tooooooo
faaaaallll iiiiin loooo-0000-0000ve"
I sing along to that part with a "Duh" voice like
"It's a dangerus neeeeeet tewwwww fwawlllll
iiiin Wuuuu-uuuh-uuuuuhv" lmao...
Every time that song comes on the radio it makes me
wanna do a slow-motion Hawaiian Hula dance!
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Lemme smell yo' dick.....
WOW!
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I feel like vomiting when I listen to this musak.
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When I spoke to Dr. Elmo Shropshire from Elmo and Patsy, who orginally recorded the song, he said it cost $30,000 to make on 35mm film and he payed for it himself, even before any copies of the song were sold. It eventually took off and would go on to beat Michael Jackson's Thriller. Dr. Elmo still performs to this day and is in his 80's. He loves the song and actually never gets tired on playing it. That song has made him millions of dollars over the years. In the video Dr. Elmo plays both Grandma and Grandpa.
It sounded so corny when it first came out,
and it sounds a lot less humorous today! lmao
Here's my parody of the chorus...
"Homie got his ass whopped by a reindeer,
he crossed my hood in downtown Rensselaer.
You can say dafuq you want about Santa,
but don't you dare talk shit about my deer!"
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so many songs I'd like to throat-punch!
"Baby Give It Up" by K.C.
(formerly of KC & The Sunshine Band)
The first time I heard that song I was air-drumming to it;
and I really liked the groove and the guitar riffs.
But the music videos* for that song ruined it.
The "galactic" version music video for that song looked
so cheesy I almost smashed my TV.
And then the "dance studio" version music video was
obviously edited in loops, for budget reasons,
and the edits even matched his repetitive lyrics
in that song!
Look it up on Youtube, and you'll see! lol
Furthermore, that song was his desperate attempt
to make a comeback into the music industry.
FAILED. lol
I grew up in the '70s listening to his earlier stuff
when he was with the Sunshine Band, and I liked all
their disco-funk back then... the Horn section ROCKED!
Now that I look back though his past music career
and his discography I begin to realize why KC didn't
have any "staying power" in the music industry:
Besides his bout with **** addiction, I noticed a
pattern in his lyrics... they were repetitive
and very limited to their songs.
The lyrics in ALL of his songs were repetitive.
"Get Down Tonight"... "Boogie Man"...
"That's The Way I Like It"... "Please Don't Go"...
and the list goes on and on.
It seemed to me that either HE was a lousy lyricist,
or he had bad writers on his team.
The Boogie Man had only done so much it was very little.
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Same thing but with more content:
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Here are 3 songs for your amusement.
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Don't know which is more creepier the song or his br0ther playing guitar.
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Not horrible enough to make me quit playing Pokemon Go, but damn.
This is another YouTube video of Misha, check out his moves. His moves remind me of a Seinfeld episode where Elaine Benis dances. Here's both clips for comparison.
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The Czech Republic must not know much about quality tunage. That was terrible.
And yeah... I see why one dance reminded you of the other.
Don't get me wrong, on its own its a decent song. but this song tormented my chi.ldhood.
I was the type to always want a plan for the day, so whenever we would go somewhere, i would ask, "Where are we going?" And as an answer, my Mo.m would start singing the damn song. Just to piss me off.
The fact that there are so many versions of it, and even one by fucking Deadpool of Marvel comics, is proof that someone out there hates me.
Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
[SCENE FOUR]
[CREW SLUT]
Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress,
is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth
as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make
an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings
to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago,
as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus,
hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on
the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System.
[LARRY:]
Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you 'll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
CREW SLUT
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are fust waiting for you
You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time,
borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam
session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with
a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously impressed
with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching
little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches upward in
gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues to sing...
[LARRY:]
Well you been to Alabama, girl,
'N' Georgia too
'N' all the boys in thecrew
Is bein' good to you
I know yer sayin' to yourself
'This is the way to go
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the CREW SLUT
[MARY:]
I'm into leather...
[LARRY:]
That s good! A lot of the boys in the crew
Love leather...
[MARY:]
And rubber...
[LARRY:]
Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink- tubing
With a hair dryer...
[ROAD CREW CHORUS:]
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
[MARY:]
Ha ha ha...
[LARRY:]
You like that, huh?
I told you you'd love it...
It's a way of life!
[ROAD CREW CHORUS:]
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!
[MARY:]
A present for me?
[LARRY:] We got a present for you!
[MARY:]
Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?
[LARRY:]
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47
You'll love it...
[MARY:] With leather?
[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]
Eherrr, eh eh...This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...
And so MARY was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group (I don't know whether it
was Toad-O... I don't know... I'll check it out)
Again we see MUSIC
Causing BIG TROUBLE!
- Frank Zappa
(It's horrible but I kind of like it)
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