So the other night I get home from work and my significant other was really hinting about dinner and sex. I said great just let me shower and get ready. After I get done showering my beauty queen walks in a sees my blow drying my nut bag. I told her I was trying to kill two birds with one stone by blow drying my nuts by heating up her dinner. I don't know WTF I was doing wrong but she left the house without dinner and sex