Started by #107983 [Ignore] 05,Nov,10 18:42
 | ANDDDDDDDDDDD before you say pussy, stop cheating 
We have seen all manner of stuff placed in bums, but not much of stuff dicks are shoved in(as i say, pussies and bums donr count here )
I have just posted some pics in my album of my favourite toy.It a kids swimming armband placed in a cardboard tube,,,,,,, Anyone have any other ideas,,,,First one to say Apple Pie, goes on the naughty step |
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Shall we fuck one together?
*lix*
refreshing *lix*
Pump it baby, looks like a
plastic cucumber almost *lix *
vegies seem to be the utensil of choice *lix*
Pretty much anything that's convenient at the time.
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The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ... 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin? He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said.. 'A pumpkin? Shit.... is it midnight already?'
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They do, however, mention a similar story that is true at the end.
But human 'parts', I feel, are way nicer. And since you did not 'exclude' these, I will add: mouths, and hands, especially those of a partner.
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