There is a fine old story about a lady who was out for the evening wearing a full length fur coat. She was approached by a fur protester who asked "Do you have any idea how many animals had to die so you could have that coat?" She retorted "Do you have any idea how many animals I had to sleep with to get this coat?"
Here's another animal story. A man was traveling on business and stopped for refreshment at a bar in a small town. All of the other patrons in the bar were regulars and they eyed him suspiciously. Because it was his job, the bartender made small talk with him, asking him what he did. The man replied "I'm a taxidermist." That was a word the bartender had never heard so he inquired what a taxidermist did. The man replied "I mount animals." A wave of relief came over the bartender and he announced to all of the other patrons "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
And yet another animal story. A man who lived out in the country was showing a city friend around his acreage. They came upon a secluded grassy area under a tree and the country man said to his city friend "This place is really special to me because it's where I had my first sexual encounter." There was another grassy area just a few feet away and the country guy said "And this is where her mother stood." Aghast, the city man asked "Her mother! What did she say?" Replied the counrty man "Baaah."
My one friends sister let us take pix of her and their dog, it was a big dog, with a good size cock, she just played around, one day she let him penetrate her, a he started huping , i bet it felt good,cause she left him to go on, while she was gigeling, i think she even came herself,the dog just started ,and she pulled him of, her pussy was a bit full of dogcum, otherwise i would have went up to the room with her,but it shit horny afterwards
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