What do I have to do to be underneath you, instead of that wooden thing? I'm thinking me on the bottom, you riding my cock with your pussy, and him ramming your asshole. WOOHOO!!! 3 way motherfuckers!!! Hell yeah!
Damn that pussy is nice! I hope my dick is big enough to please you!
If not, hey, I'm versatile....let me pull those strings aside and fuck your ass! Would you let me slide this in your ass?