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Just realized...I recently hit my 10-year anniversary of the last time I had sex. (Or at least, as nearly as I can reckon)
Can I please get my "V Card" back now?! ... oh, I made myself sad... |
It's like an old joke I'm fond of using: "I'm celibate by choice -- not *my* choice, mind you..."
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