After twenty years on the internet, I've seen a lot of porn. So it's noteworthy when I see something new that turns me on hardcore. But it does happen now and then. One of these recently is something called "sissy hypno."

Maybe you've seen some of these videos. Most of them are pretty formulaic. There's a montage of women sucking cock or getting cum facials. There's titles flashing by like "YOU LOVE COCK" or "YOU'RE A CUM WHORE" and so on. Often there's voiceovers with much the same sentiment. Clearly they are meant to be some kind of hypnosis that will make a man need to suck dick. And they're hot as fuck.

But it's hard to explain why. You see, when I watch I don't imagine myself being the guy who's hypnotized. I'm not the guy who's going to watch and then go forth with an urgent need to suck cock. No, I'm the guy who that guy is going to suck! That poor bastard needs to suck cock and I'm going to be the guy who takes advantage of it.

Weird, right?