Here's a nice way to wake up. Especially on weekends, but even weekdays is nice.

I love it when I wake up slowly, rolling over on my aching morning wood boner. Dreaming about fucking some sexy young woman or getting sucked by some cum-addicted guy. Maybe I even wake up enough to pull my hard penis out of my underwear just so it can reach maximum hardness without restraint.

And then I hear a soft chime from my iPhone. It's the sound I reserve for only one thing: a new email in the account I only use for finding cock suckers. Someone is up early and thinking about my penis.

I reach for my glasses and open my phone.