I was home alone for the weekend. No family around to interrupt my playtime!

All day Saturday I drank fluids. More than normal. I had to pee a few times, but I knew it was building-up despite the occasional relief. By about 7 that night I was near to bursting! My bladder was so full it was uncomfortable to hold it in. Instead of purposely wetting my pants, as I sometimes do in these build-ups to pee-enhanced masturbation sessions, I decided to do something a little different this time.

As the extremely urgent need to piss forced me into the bathroom, almost pissing my pants during the walk in, I quickly turned-on the hot water in the tub, but did not plug the drain, and shed my bluejeans and briefs. I whipped my T-shirt off over my head as I stepped into the tub. The hot water had warmed-up the bottom of the tub enough so I could lay down without it being too cold.

With my feet towards the faucet and my head at the higher end of the tub, I looked down at my cock. Still soft, I reached with my right hand and gently aimed it toward my face. Looking right at the tip of my cock, watching my pee-hole, I released my clenched groin muscles and pressed "out" with my stomach/diaphragm/whatever muscles we use to force pee to flow harder than usual. I watched the stream of pee come shooting out of my cock, arcing toward my face. I closed my eyes just as the stream of hot piss hit me in the chin. As I felt my pee splash around my face I adjusted the aim of my cock, making the stream move up over my tightly closed lips, then over my nose (I held my breath to prevent inhaling the pee, though a little did enter my nostrils), and finally up over my tightly closed eyes (salty pee stings!) and into my hair. Then I brought the arcing stream back down. As it neared my nose again I opened my mouth and aimed it there. With my throat closed-off I felt my pee splash into my mouth! I let it fill my mouth, tasting the bitter, salty, hot liquid on my tongue. When my mouth felt pretty much full I re-aimed the stream back up at my eyes and forehead, closed my lips and swallowed! Once my mouth was empty again I re-opened my lips, took a breath, and redirected the hot stream back in there again. Once again I let my mouth fill, but this time, once full, I re-aimed my pee stream back down until it was splashing onto my chest. I swallowed my salty treat and opened my eyes. As the stream began to reduce in intensity I aimed it everywhere I could to soak as much of my upper body and torso as I could. As it dropped to the point it wouldn't even reach my chest anymore I aimed my cock straight up, making the now much reduced, weak stream of piss go a few inches into the air, arc over and splash back down onto my cock and fingers. A little adjustment of the angle and it was splashing onto my balls. I felt the hot pee run down my ass crack and over my rear hole. A few clenches of those sphincter/pee muscles to force the last few little spurts out, and I was done peeing all-over myself.

I lay there feeling my piss rapidly cool off everywhere I had soaked myself with it. A big sigh, and I noticed my cock was now fully erect in my hand. With the remaining pee that had landed on my cock as a lubricant, I began to gently masturbate. With my thumb on the top side and 2 fingers against the big vein on the bottom, I stroked my cock, re-living the pee spraying fun I'd just had. The taste of my pee was still in my mouth. I closed my eyes and imagined that it was a guy I'd seen the other day at the mall who had just pee'd all over me. I imagined that it was his hand on my cock, jerking me off. Vivid mental images played thru my mind: he was now on his hands and knees between my wide spread legs, and I felt his soft wet lips surrounding my shaft as he expertly sucked me off. My left hand found its' way down between my thighs. I spread my legs just a bit and reached around, past my balls, until I had the middle finger of my left hand positioned at my tingling asshole. I tried to press my finger into my hole, but there was too much friction. The little bit of pee that had run down there was gone. I brought my hand out from between my legs and up to my mouth. Then I applied as much spit to my fingertip as I could, hoping most of it would stay there long enough to work as a lube. Quickly I put my left middle finger back down at my asshole and tried again. With a conscious effort to relax my sphincter muscles I wriggled and pushed until my finger entered my hole. As soon as it was in a little ways I pressed harder, forcing my finger in up to the second knuckle. It was an awkward angle for my wrist, and I couldn't get that finger any farther inside my asshole. So I started pulling it back until just the very tip was still inside me, and thrust it back in. With my right hand stroking my cock and my left finger-fucking my asshole, I adjusted the mental 'movie' I was playing in my mind. The mall stud was still sucking my cock, but now it was HIS finger fucking my asshole, too! It only took a minute or so before I felt my orgasm coming on.

As cum shot from the tip of my cock it splashed on my chest. I continued stroking as squirt-after-squirt of hot white stringy cum continued to splash down, catching in the hair on my chest. My left finger was furiously thrusting in-and-out of my asshole as my right hand pumped and pumped my cock, until the spasming cumshots finally subsided. I was breathing hard as I stopped the motions of both hands and relaxed. I let go of my cock and let it collapse onto my stomach, pulled my finger from my asshole, and brought that finger up to my mouth. A big sniff of it, then I thrust it into my mouth and sucked. It's still surprising to me how sweet it tastes! Especially right after the salty bitter taste of all that pee I'd just swallowed. With my right hand I spread my cum into my chest hair, smearing it all-over my chest.

It was all over. I'd cum, just as I wanted to, and now there I was, laying in the tub with pee and cum on me, getting colder by the minute, sucking on my finger which I'd just pulled from my own asshole. It was time for a hot shower.