Simple inexpensive technology provides awesome solo orgasms

by: Randy Candy

Sex rarely happens between me and another person nowadays. At 62, my wife says it hurts too much now (after 35 years of marriage) to have me inside her cunt, so I no longer have that pleasure. Anal is out of the question, and she does not give blow-jobs. So now the only skin-on-skin sex I get is occasional hook-ups (once-a-month or so) with other guys, 'cause there are LOTS of guys out there who want their asses fucked! It's fun, but nowhere near often enough. I need to cum at least twice-a-week, sometimes more than that. My soft-penis quickie masturbation technique that I've been doing since I was a little kid is nice, but it's not as nice as the orgasm generated by having my entire hard cock massaged. Using lube and a hand has never been all that great, either, and it causes cramps in my hand now. The masturbation pumps I've tried were less-than-satisfactory, and clean-up afterward is a bother. Those very expensive machines you can buy are too big to conceal at home. I went looking for something else at the adult stores: and I found a wonderful toy that cost less than 20-dollars!

The soft, flexible clear rubber sleeve is reversible: you can turn it "outside-in" so that the smooth surface is what hugs your penis, or turn the other, ribbed/textured side in so your penis feels these gentle bumps massaging it as it slides thru the sleeve. I tried the smooth side the first time, then turned the textured side in, and have never gone back. It is super-easy to use, easy to clean-up, and takes up so little space that it can be hidden in your sock or underwear drawer.

When I use it (at least once a week: it's become one of my favorite things I've ever bought!) I put just a little "personal lube" (the more liquidy kind, not the gel-like stuff) on the tip of my cock first, so there'll be some right at the entrance to the sleeve when I put it against the tip of my penis, then I hold the sleeve in a pointing-upward (not straight up, but pointing up some, about the same angle as my now hard cock: like it's an extension of my rod), then squirt a bit down toward the tip of my cock down at the bottom of the sleeve. Then I work the sleeve gently onto my cock, rotating it a little to get the lube spread around. Within a few seconds the sleeve is now fully down the length of my cock, lubed and ready for some fun!

Now, you can use a hand, and masturbate the old-fashioned conventional way, which is OK, but I'm more adventurous. We have this love-seat in one of our rooms downstairs, which has removable cushions like a couch has, so I now place a sock (I use a womens ankle sock) over the end of the sleeve (and, consequently, over the tip of my cock sticking out just a little from the far-end of the sleeve), to catch my cum later. Then I get on my knees next to the love-seat and put it all under the cushion, right-up next to one of the upholstered arms of the love-seat. This provides slight pressure on almost the entire circumference of the sleeve, and thus: on my cock. Now on my knees on the carpet, one knee slightly forward, beside the end of the love-seat, with my cock enshrouded, I can now "fuck" the softly flexible sleeve that is held in place by the love-seat base, cushion and arm. Hands-free masturbation using the same hip-thrusting motion as fucking a person doggy-style!

The textured/ribbed and now nice and slippery with lube inside surface of the sleeve provides an adequately realistic simulation of a cunt (or ass-hole). I can adjust how much of the sleeve is under the cushion to make some changes to where along the length of my cock the strongest pressure sensation is, or, even better, I can gently press down on the seat cushion with my hand and increase the pressure at will. While I'm thrusting my cock in-and-out of the sleeve I run very sexually explicit thoughts through my mind with my eyes closed, imagining I'm fucking someone. It takes only a few minutes before orgasm arrives!

One thing that is different from real cunt fucking is that the pressure all-around my cock is more intense than a cunt provides, so immediately after cumming I HAVE TO completely stop thrusting. The increase in sensitivity of my cock immediately following orgasm makes continued motion inside that sleeve excruciatingly intense! When I try to slide my cock in there immediately after I cum, it's just TOO MUCH sensation, but that subsides pretty quickly.

I often do this after dark, leaving the room lights off, when my wife is absorbed in a TV show or already gone to bed. It only takes 10-15 minutes from the time I head downstairs to the room to do this until I am finished and have washed the sleeve in prep for next time. I leave my cum in the sock and put everything away in my hobby room. The cum dries in the sock and eventually the tip of the sock gets too stiff for continued comfort, so I wash it in the sink. It takes maybe a half-dozen cums before it needs washing.

Washing-up the sleeve is so easy because I can turn it "inside-out" and just wash it off under the sink faucet. I keep it rolled-up in a small cloth. I also have a larger rag with me during all this to use when I pull my cock out of the sleeve after cumming. My cock's all slippery with lube, and I have to walk to the bathroom to clean-up, so a quick wipe-down helps prevent a trail of drops of lube and cum from the "scene of the cum" to the bathroom.

Wish I'd had one of these sleeves for the past 50 years, but I have one now! So this 60-some-year-old grandpa with his still hard cock gets lots of fantastic orgasms!