I saw this picture on the front page today that made me think of a silly rant I made a few months ago to a friend. I said there should be a new Starbucks drink. Basically it's a coffee with a load of semen in it. To make it, the barista would fill a cup most of the way with coffee, then take it over to the back wall where a row of five penises were sticking out of the wall. Each would be resting on a magic wand style vibrator. The barista would flick a switch, the vibe would start buzzing intently, the barista simply holds the cup underneath the exploding cock head to catch the freshly squirted seed.

Maybe the penises would be angled downward. Maybe the wall is slanted. Behind the wall are five young Starbucks employees, naked from the waist down, lying against the wall. Each would have on a set of goggles that would pipe in whatever kind of porn turns them on the most.

Their shifts would be short. I mean how many loads can you vibe out of a guy, even if he is in his early 20s? Three? And with five of them on duty, that would mean you could make 15 of these drinks. So maybe their shift is five hours or so. Once they've each been milked three times, they get replaced by the next shift.

I suppose occasionally the barista might say "we're out at the moment" when you try to order one, like if there's been a bunch of orders all at once just before you got there.

So far so good. But what would you call this beverage? And who would order it? Would you? Would you take a job at being a jizz supplier? Tell me what you think.