I mused to live in redneck heaven. If it wasn't for my blond hair, blue eyes and big tits I would have been dead for my liberal views. The few things all these yahoos that live around there believe in is that Donald Trump is God on a cleansing mission. They all think that getting a GED is having an education, and working at McDonald's is a career. They also love to blame all their problems on those "hordes" of undocumented immigrants or "foreigners". The funny thing is that most of those “foreigners” would look down on these yahoos as trailer trash. The men have never been to a dentist in their whole life. A smile from them is like a battle ground of falling and yellowed teeth with deep cavities. The Marlboro man, still packing three pounds of iron in his pants because it offsets his little pee pee.
And the women,wow,giving blow jobs at 12,getting pregnant at 14,marrying their “love of their life” and the baby’s father after the birth, The father, who’s best part ran down his mom’s leg, proudly buying everyone a quarter pounder with cheese. And taking mama and child home in his ten year old Ford F150 with gun racks. Hurray for Yahoo’s.