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By yeehawboyy [Ignore] 14,Dec,21 17:54   Pageviews: 212

None of mine are super interesting, there was the guy that came in under a minute and the one that stole 20 bucks from me XD any of you guys have terrible/ funny stories to share?

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By #672017 [Ignore] 17,Oct,22 15:52
He asked me to wear a blindfold (not a huge deal on it's own), and get on all fours on his bed.

It was covered with dog hair that kept getting in my mouth, and I dunno what it was but the way he fucked me was just uncomfortable, like the angle was all wrong, it felt like he was gonna poke a hole in my guts or push past the bend inside me or something.

After he came, I learned he got me to wear a blindfold so he could take the condom off without asking :/ Thankfully an STD panel came back all negative.
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By yeehawboyy [Ignore] 17,Oct,22 17:19
God that sounds awful!!! From now on I’m never doing blind fold stuff whit people I don’t 1000% trust
By #672017 [Ignore] 17,Oct,22 17:28
Yeah, I was foolish to go into a hookup like that. I'm not really a fan of the whole anon scene anyway.


By furluvr [Ignore] 18,Dec,21 19:12
Three:

The first was a guy I knew online. We were at an event and decided to hook up in his hotel room. I got busy sucking his cock, and other than getting hard, he had no reaction at all. No words, no grunts, no moans, utter silence. Without warning he came in my mouth. No offer of reciprocation. And his clothes smelled like they'd been in a damp closet for a few years.

The second was a hookup at another event. Good-looking leather-clad young man had been hitting on me for days. Finally took him up to my room. He didn't seem to know that he should at least take his cock out of his pants, and didn't know what to do with mine. After about fifteen minutes, I kicked him out.

Third at another event. The guy I'd been hitting on for about two hours pretended not to notice, so in a fit of self-pity I dragged another man to my room. He wasn't my type at all, but apparently I was his. He frotted my asscrack for about ten minutes, shot a load on my back, and left. Yawn.
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By ubob4me [Ignore] 14,Dec,21 21:41
Well there was the time that I and a very cute guy were giving each other blow jobs --- very late one very cold dark night in the front seat of my car in a remote parking lot --- because of the cold all the windows were steamed/frosted up so neither of us noticed or realized that we had somehow released the parking brake --- causing us to slowly & gently roll all the way across the lot to the other side --- where the car hit a cement block of some sort --- and of course jolted to a very sudden stop.
Thank goodness neither of had the other guy's cock in our mouth at that exact moment!
We were also unaware that a cop had been watching our car roll across the lot and he had jumped out of his cruiser to see what was happening.
When we jolted to a stop, he tapped on my window -- driver's side -- we quickly pulled up our pants --- I rolled down the window.
He asked "What are you guys up to?
We were already laughing so hard at that point about the fact that one of us could have easily chomped the other guy's cock off that we could barely talk.
I said --- "Oh just talking a joy ride officer"
He started laughing too -- and suggested we take whatever we were doing home -- which we did -- to my place.
Spent the whole night.
Quite nice.
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By mmoon42 [Ignore] 14,Dec,21 18:31
I don’t hookup that often, but I went over to a guys place for a blowjob once. We didn’t have that much time, but he blew me and like not even like 30 seconds after he swallows my nut someone knocks on the door. Which would have been fine if we’re weren’t out in the open. So I quickly put my clothes on and go hide in the bathroom. Afterwards he wanted me to cum on him while he jerks off, but I wasn’t really feeling it at that point. So I had to wait for him to cum. Blowjob was great, just sucks what happened after.
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