I’ve been asked why my cock is pointed downward, as opposed to standing up and pointing skyward.

The reason is because for some reason my cock is VERY heavy when it gets erect. Since I began having erections as a young lad, I have always been subject to the laws of gravity I guess. I think it might be the thickness. As a frame of reference, I can’t get it into the core of a roll of toilet paper, which is 2 1/4 inches in diameter when I am erect. So, ladies, when you look at a roll of toilet paper, your cunt will be opened up a little bigger than the core when we fuck. You know you want to. I’m right at seven inches in length. Pleasingly comfortable when I’m all in, without punishing your cervix.