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By tb1 [Ignore] 05,Sep,24 11:49   Pageviews: 98

This is an actual quote from Katy Perry:

“So it’s like, if I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you’ve done it all, and you’ve done all the dishes, and you’ve closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your dick sucked,” she shouted.

“I mean, literally. That is my love language. I don’t need a red Ferrari! I can buy a red Ferrari. Just do the fucking dishes! I will suck your dick! It’s that easy.”

Orlando's response:

"I cleaned the whole house!"

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By MM_DD [Ignore] 06,Sep,24 07:57
That's hilarious! For all that, Orlando should get his dick sucked, balls sucked, ass and asshole rimmed, AND cum swallowed.

In my household, dishes done or not, my man gets his dick sucked regardless.
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By tb1 [Ignore] 06,Sep,24 08:21⤴
You are a treasure my friend
By MM_DD [Ignore] 07,Sep,24 10:39⤴
You're too kind as always, my dear friend. The real treasure lies between my husband's legs.
By tb1 [Ignore] 07,Sep,24 13:29⤴
I completely agree with you

He has one of the most delectable suckable cocks on the planet
By tb1 [Ignore] 07,Sep,24 13:29⤴
and, his nuts look mighty tasty too
By MM_DD [Ignore] 08,Sep,24 10:28⤴
Oh man, they really are...and they produce the sweetest cum on the planet. 💦 💦 😋
By MM_DD [Ignore] 08,Sep,24 10:12⤴
As the man who is fortunate enough to get the privilege of sucking it just about every day, I totally concur. Going down on him is truly heaven on earth.
By tb1 [Ignore] 09,Sep,24 06:15⤴
Kudos
By tb1 [Ignore] 09,Sep,24 08:32⤴
Wives start out making guys happy so they’ll marry them, pretend to make guys happy on the honeymoon, after that, they couldn’t care if they are happy or not, just pay the bills sucker!
By MM_DD [Ignore] 11,Sep,24 08:00⤴
Geez. You make me very happy to be a gay man, my friend!
By tb1 [Ignore] 11,Sep,24 08:14⤴
I know there are some male/female couples who are very happy and sex crazed for each other, sadly my marriage was not one of them.
By tb1 [Ignore] 11,Sep,24 08:16⤴
BTW, my right arm is longer and stronger than my left because I use my right arm exclusively to
If I could left handed, I’d be ambidextrous
By MM_DD [Ignore] 14,Sep,24 18:12⤴
By MM_DD [Ignore] 14,Sep,24 18:12⤴
I hate that for you, my friend.
By tb1 [Ignore] 15,Sep,24 14:07⤴
Thanks my friend. Over the years I’ve regretted lots of my choices. Marrying her was the biggest one, however, she is the mother of my children, in particular my son, whom I love very much, he’s my best friend.
By MM_DD [Ignore] 15,Sep,24 21:31⤴
And that alone makes it a good choice.


By nekekal [Ignore] 05,Sep,24 14:43
I used to believe that. If only she wasn't tired and had to do so much. I cleaned the house. I did the dishes. I took care of the car. I cooked dinner. I went shopping for groceries. I don't get my cock sucked. She isn't very good at it anyway. She hates sucking cock and just doesn't want to be good at it, maybe I will quit asking. It is working for her.
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By tb1 [Ignore] 06,Sep,24 05:16⤴
I never got brownie points for house work either. Not even doing favours for her family got me
By MM_DD [Ignore] 06,Sep,24 08:01⤴
Man, I really feel for you. You have one of the finest, most suckable penises I've ever seen. Truly a crime that your partner doesn't appreciate it and give it the oral attention it deserves.
By nekekal [Ignore] 06,Sep,24 10:26⤴
Thank you. I think that it is a crime.


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