Who am I kidding... I'm lucky I even KNOW that it's Friday...

Who knew that one of the 'hazards' of being retired is you lose all sense of time and the days of the week? You have no reference any longer... I login here in the mornings and typically rely on PITBULL to tell me what day it is.

My beloved Mona keeps me informed of BOTH our period Shaving Day and Pedicure Day. Those are easy... Just take one LOOK and/or feel of her and you know... She goes full on Sasquatch in like no time and her toes.... well it depends on who does them....

I do a better job then the Vietnamese and my pedicures last about a week longer... I also use a higher quality polish.

OK I admit, I DO take my girls over to the nail spa every ONCE and a while just cause... Besides, I can sit there and drool over all the OTHER tootsies...

You know, I should open my OWN tootsie spa but I'd NEVER be able to compete against those Vietnamese folks.. They OWN that industry..

Once again, yet another post that is MOSTLY about female feet.. I'm fucking PATHETIC aren't I?

Let's switch gears here and talk about PUSSY for a bit... Yes PUSSY... I AM 100% bisexual and I do LOVE PUSSY very very much...

Some of my favorite people happen to have a pussy... Imagine that eh? Even better, they allow me to access it and play with it..

I love sucking on a nice warm wet pussy and then sliding my dick DEEP into it and THEN fucking it like a wild animal and THEN pumping it FULL of Jake-Juice.

How about you??