Hi guys (mostly)! Wifey here to answer some of the most popular questions I have gotten from your mostly inquisitive and often dirty comments! And tons of them, for that matter.
I'll do this every so often, as time allows...Anyway, here goes (geez I hope I don't suck at this!)

1. What's my real/first name?
OK, what the hell, what harm can this do...its Heather.

2. Can I see your face? That's a no-go, at least for now - for obvious reasons. I have to exercise some decorum here and not risk my pretty face getting all over the internet, etc, etc.! Maybe I'll change my mind. Maybe...but don't push this on me please.

3. What's the biggest object you have ever inserted inside you? And how big was it?
For length, I did once get about 9 inches of a skinny carrot inside me (my perv husband actually measured it in disbelief!). But in general, its my trusty 9-inch insertable dildo, but sorry guys, I'm "only" up to a tad over 8 inches at this point! For girth, probably a medium-sized bottle, like a Perrier bottle...that's about 9 to 9 1/2 inches around.

Part II to follow
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