 When you take a really, really hot pic of yourself or your partner to post online, and when you review it later, the damned thing is out of focus! Somehow, the afghan draped over the back of the sofa got all the attention!
Or, when you try to catch an action shot of that one big spurt of semen in midair for the enjoyment of others, and you end up taking a pic of your kneecap instead?
Or, when you take an extreme closeup with your macro lens, you fail to notice that big twisted hunk of lint mixed with a long black dog hair stuck to the underside of your unit until you post it?
Or, just before you get ready to do some posing for more posts, you discover a big ass whitehead prominently displayed on the inside of your thigh?
Or, when you’re getting into it and so you have a raging big hard-on or slippery wet pussy you’re getting ready to make some pics of, and your dog suddenly decides she wants to play fetch with a squeaky toy RIGHT NOW!
Man, this business can be brutal! |
Yup! Been there, done that!
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