I try not to be vain, but sometimes I just can’t help myself.

I am starting to wish my face had aged just like my cock. I look like an old man from the shoulders up now, but my penis looks pretty much the same as it did when I was 16!

And, it gets just as hard now as it did way back there in the dark days of the mid-1970s! Alas, I cannot say the same for my developing turkey neck wattle nor for the satchels currently growing under my eyes!

Whoda thought I would ever get this way! Not that dumbass 16 year old kid back there in 1976, that’s for sure!