SITO Court Members,
plaintiffs,
v
CAT52! A/k/A Saggy Granny
defendant.
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......................COMPLAINT.......................
This Court declares all the statements in this document to be true based on all the evidence.
COUNT I. POSTING OBSOLETE PICTURES
1. The defendant, CAT52!, has posted several pictures from more than 20 years ago.
2. She has posted pictures from 1990, 1998, and 2001, all of which do not represent her now.
3. She posts those pictures to attract more members to her page.
4. The defendant is now fat, wrinkly, with a fat belly.
JUDGE Clarisbinda: Ms. CAT52! Stop posting old pictures. Show the real you and not a fake picture of you from 20 years ago.
I found you guilty of the above charge. Stop now, posting those pictures, or you will be in Contempt of Court
June 11, 2026
