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Started by #57759 [Ignore] 25,Sep,11 11:11
the pussy slit said to the vulvas, your friend with the big purple head must be ill because every time his keeps sticking his head in here he throughs up.

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By #201583 08,Dec,11 10:04
Little Johnny and his mother was going to grandpas' farm for the weekendsince the dad was away on a weekend buissnes and wouldn't be home until Sunday afternoon. Little Johnny was looking out the back window of the car at a stop sign and sees two rabbits going at it, he yells, "Mom, mom, what are those two rabbits doing? The mom already seen the rabbits and had hoped that little Johnny wouldn't see them. The Mom got flustered and blurted the first PG rated thing that came into her head, "they are having a fish fry Johnny." Little Johnny started laughing and said, "oh, that's what you call it." The mom cracked a grin thinking she just averted the birds and the bees talk. 20 or so minutes go by and Johnny spots 2 horses going at it and yells, "mom, those two horses are having a fish fry." The mom cracked a grin and said, "that's correct, they are having a fish fry." After the long weekend stay in the country they returned home Sunday at noon. At 9:00 pm Johnny's mom and dad tucked him in and wished him sweet dreams. The dad chased the mom back to their room and locked the door. The mom was already naked on the bed before he could blink. They fucked for about a hour, until he filled her pussy with a massive cream pie. After all the panting and hard breathing subsided, the mom heard Johnny playing the video game down stairs. She quickly wiped her crotch and put on a short robe, and flew down the stairs. She yelled, "what on earth are you doing out of bed. You have school tomorrow!" Johnny looked up at his mother and said, "you and dad were making to much noise at the fish fry to s-l-e-e-p." The mom yelled, "why would you even think that we would be having a fish fry Johnny?" Johnny smiled and said, "mom I'm not stupid, but correct me if I'm wrong, but you still have tarter sauce running down your leg."


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