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Would you fuck a penguin?

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Started by #89828 [Ignore] 04,May,12 14:33
Well...WOULD YOU?????
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By #7976 04,Sep,14 23:23
Only if I were stranded in Antarctica and she introduced me to her father first!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Aug,14 03:14 other posts 
No.
By #303133 03,Aug,14 04:36
I do not believe that for a minute.
I have, after all, seen many of your other posts...
By #23212 04,Aug,14 02:35


By _avg_ [Ignore] 01,Aug,14 23:33 other posts 
Ehhh...it depends. Just how drunk is the penguin???
By #303133 02,Aug,14 08:31
Are you suggesting that the penguin would need "beer goggles" in order to hook up with you?
By _avg_ [Ignore] 02,Aug,14 23:32 other posts 
Couldn't hurt, but I wouldn't want to take advantage of the poor thing...


By #44980 02,Aug,14 08:38
Nah! Don't like Danny Devito!
By #303133 02,Aug,14 16:01
So, you're a Burgess Meredith kinda guy?
By #44980 02,Aug,14 17:54
Holy cigarette holder!!


By Gntlmn [Ignore] 01,Aug,14 12:01 other posts 
My **** membership might get revoked.
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Pete Ah
By #303133 01,Aug,14 12:24
Or, they might make you Member of the Year.

Those P E T A folk are a tad loony...
By Gntlmn [Ignore] 01,Aug,14 21:55 other posts 
Haha...yep....and hawkish old coots
By #161462 02,Aug,14 02:48
You have always had a hankering for Happy Foot
By Gntlmn [Ignore] 02,Aug,14 07:00 other posts 
...(sigh)...I suppose


By #303133 01,Aug,14 09:52
The world STILL wants to know.

(Plus, I was tired of seeing "finger in GF's asshole" at the top of the list...)
By Gary5 [Ignore] 01,Aug,14 10:35 other posts 
Unfortunately it's back up there!


By #301214 16,Sep,13 07:58
lolFunny you should ask, HELL YES I WOULD! I went to a Catholic high school and some of those nuns were hot and young! i always wondered if they were wearing underwear or were in the ' habit' of doing so. i bet one of those bitches could fuck the crap out of ya and still have more than enough passion left over,cant tell me that not masturbating is good for you omg,,
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Sep,13 12:56 other posts 
Wow! You're a product of a parochial education? Nobody better say ANYTHING about public schools!


By #390287 15,Sep,13 01:59
no, but I'd probably fuck an eagle


By #11431 19,Sep,12 20:06
not a Penguin , but I have fucked myself with a Mars bar !
By #303133 19,Sep,12 22:33
Thank you for sharing. Did a penguin give you the Mars bar?
(otherwise, I am not quite sure how this all fits together...)
By #11431 20,Sep,12 08:08
ah you are American. In England a Penguin is also a type of chocolate bar .
By #303133 20,Sep,12 08:16
They dip penguins in chocolate and...EAT THEM!? Wow...the British are a cruel people...
By #11431 20,Sep,12 11:03
why not ? I have a partner who dips his dick in chocolate and I eat that ...
By #196416 19,Sep,12 23:12⤴
Yes I have been trying to figure out how we got from a Penguin to being fucked by a Mars bar. I suppose if you dressed the bar up in a little Penguin suit.... hmmm but no. Still wouldn't fit as it would still not be fucking a Penguin but being fucked by a bar dressed as one. Nope,, no matter how I try I cannot form the link. I do seem to think this thread has gotten far more response then I at first would have thought possible. So I will bid a fond farewell to all you Penguins and Penguin fuckers out there and plan to move along to a different topic. ....Daffu has left the Iceberg!..
By #11431 20,Sep,12 11:11
its is quite simple : would you fuck a Penguin ? No , not the bird, but I would fuck myself with the chocolate bar called a Penguin, as I have already fucked muself with a chocolate bar called a Mars bar .. and that was nice, it melted after a while and my partner licked it all out . Now a Penguin bar would not be as satisfactory as it is biscuit based so although it is harder than a Mars and therefore a better fuck, it is too crumbly and would not melt sufficiently to persuade my partner to lick it out . Now a Curly Wurly ... that would melt AND reach all the places other cocks and chocs could not reach !
By #196416 20,Sep,12 12:01
Thanks,,,I think
By #11431 20,Sep,12 12:04
you are welcome.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Sep,12 15:08 other posts  ⤴
daffu, you did GREAT!
By #201583 14,Sep,13 22:12⤴
At least, you didn't bring up the Eskimo Pie.
By #315350 07,Nov,12 00:53⤴
Can I be the mars bar
By #11431 07,Nov,12 03:05
if you are prepared to melt and then be licked off !


By cockbot3000 [Ignore] 07,Nov,12 00:03 other posts 
Only if it buys me dinner first


By #304590 28,Oct,12 17:30
Something is real fishy here, Pew!
By #303133 30,Oct,12 17:26
Contrary to popular belief, penguins do NOT smell like fish. Nor do they taste like chicken...
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Oct,12 17:38 other posts 
And how would you know this?
By #303133 30,Oct,12 18:31
I spent a season as a penguin herder on Brokebeak Mountain.
By #23212 31,Oct,12 03:03
Do those Mountain penguins swim clockwise when they're in the Northern Hemishere?


By #196416 19,Sep,12 09:33
I really don't think I would again, it wasn't all that great the first time. They are terrible at giving BJ's, although they do swallow, actually they try to take the whole thing down, like it is a fish or something. And they don't do doggie all that well not really built for it I guess but that is still a poor excuse as far as I am concerned. And another unpleasant thing is they really really smell like fish, I mean all of them not only the usual fishy parts. So anyway all around not a great experience!
By #218130 19,Sep,12 09:36


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Sep,12 09:23 other posts 
Really? Do penguins get horny? Tell the truth, do you have a penguIn and has that penguin tried to hump your leg? It must be both annoying and embarrassing when you entertain. Your friends and family come over, everyone is enjoying themselves and out comes a horny over sexed penguin. Wow!


By slipper [Ignore] 19,Sep,12 02:34 other posts 
Only if it flew to me.


By #303133 18,Sep,12 19:00
So...what did I miss?
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Sep,12 19:22 other posts 
DAMN! You missed the pic of the guy with the penguin stuck to his dick? He posted it yesterday, maybe he will read this and give us his thoughts.


By #201583 05,Jul,12 15:04
Only if the penguin you are asking about is slang for a Nun. Then hell yes. If you are talking about a member of the Pittsburgh Penguins then hell yes. If you are talking about the Penguin from Batman, hell no. If your asking if I would F-U-C-K an A-n-i-m-a-l, not only hell no, but fuck no.
By #89828 05,Jul,12 15:09
Poor Burgess Meredith gets no love...

As to the rest... We will mark you down as a definite "maybe".
By #201583 05,Jul,12 15:16
The best Penguin was Sally fields, in the Flying Nun.


By Ablaze [Ignore] 09,May,12 19:05 other posts 
WTFIGH ?!


By #68656 07,May,12 12:38
Dear Mr. Justlooking.
My dachshunds have short legs, waddle when they walk and are close to the ground, could they be "honourary penguins".?
By #89828 07,May,12 13:01
JohnS

By the power vested in me by myself, and in the name of gawd, St. Michael and St. George, I hereby grant them the title of "Penguin" and all of the rights to which that would entitle them.
By #68656 07,May,12 13:16
The dachshunds are delighted to now be honourary penguins and send this picture of themselves doing their penguin imitation.

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By #218130 09,May,12 14:39
great pic


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